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You get to be our ██████ ██████ You get to be our official taste-test guinea pig
We're not asking you to wait. We're asking you to help us break stuff.
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Protein has a personality problem.
Someone had to say it. So we're saying it first.
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The problem
- Boring.
- Predictable.
- Trying too hard.
- Always talking about macros.
- Too sweet.
The idea
We took protein
and gave it
some attitude.
No macro lecture. No boring flavors. Just something too hot to handle.
You know it's protein.
You just don't know—
—what we did to it.
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Be our guinea pig.
PETA can't do shit if we experiment on humans.
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████ packages PR packages because your hotness influenced us
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██████ forever 10% lifetime discount
Every order. Forever. You got in early.
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You just need to know you want first dibs.
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